The Centipede Human -- A Children's Story
This is the story of the Centipede Human,
An Average Joe who was always on the run.
He was late for his work, and late for his lunch.
He was late for supper, and late for Sunday brunch.
Late one evening, he caught a late-night movie.
A horror flick that was pretty darn campy.
The blood and the gore gave his heart quite the burden.
And that's what ended the late Centipede Human.
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