http://www.omegle.com - talk to strangers anonymously

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Holy shit that other one was long. 320 posts deep.
I just spent a half hour with this 15 year old girl talking about British television.

If anyone is in yorkshire hit her up. she loves the mighty boosh.
  • R-A

    you spend your mornings talking to underage girls online hehe
  • _starryeyez_

    She's just 15..No child abuse,please
  • litoQ

  • CHAZZYVH

    she looks like a busted up Kristen Stewart lol
  • Kins

    creepers paradise
  • bluetidepro

    LitoQ said:
  • Gianni

    CHAZZY said: she looks like a busted up Kristen Stewart lol

  • dstreetz

    blood ninja.?
  • Aaron_James

    Connecting to server...
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: you say somethin first
    Stranger: are you a girl
    Stranger: how old are ya
    You: 15 F
    Stranger: sweet are ya horny
    You: a bit..
    Stranger: cool
    You: yeah hbu
    Stranger: very
    Stranger: do u have msn
    You: nopee
    You: i have this only :/
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: do u like sex
    You: just anal.
    Stranger: thats the best kind
    Stranger: i also like oral
    You: complety
    Stranger: when im doin the work
    Stranger: i love the taste of pussy
    You: This is Chris Hansen from "To Catch A Predator" come out of your house with your hands up now!
    You: or we will have to be forcefull
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    or save this log or send us feedback.
  • Aaron_James

    i love this site.
  • DanielAndHisArt

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: f?
    You: hey
    You: yes
    Stranger: nicee
    You: i got baby tits
    Stranger: how old are u?
    You: 11
    Stranger: i wont do this to an 11 yr old
    Stranger: bye baby tits
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • thewebguy

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: what up
    Stranger: help!!!
    You: oh noes whats wrong?/
    Stranger: there's someone inside my house!!!
    You: oh shit are they wearing a green shirt?
    Stranger: i cant see them well
    You: well it might be me
    Stranger: but i think they're here to kill me!!!
    You: i just broke into this house to kill this nerd
    Stranger: oh no its you
    You: GOTCHA
    Stranger: have mercy please!!!
    You: i put on my robe and wizard hat
    Stranger: oh no what r u gonna do to me?
    You: i cast level 3 eroticism on you, you turn into a real beautiful woman
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • Cant Draw Can Write

    hahaha this website is nothing but dudes trying to hit on chicks. i just ran through 10 convos that all started out with are you a chick in one fashion or another. fucking lame.
  • treycook

    thewebguy said: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: what up
    Stranger: help!!!
    You: oh noes whats wrong?/
    Stranger: there's someone inside my house!!!
    You: oh shit are they wearing a green shirt?
    Stranger: i cant see them well
    You: well it might be me
    Stranger: but i think they're here to kill me!!!
    You: i just broke into this house to kill this nerd
    Stranger: oh no its you
    You: GOTCHA
    Stranger: have mercy please!!!
    You: i put on my robe and wizard hat
    Stranger: oh no what r u gonna do to me?
    You: i cast level 3 eroticism on you, you turn into a real beautiful woman
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Infinity Six said:
    DanielAndHisArt said: Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: f?
    You: hey
    You: yes
    Stranger: nicee

    damn...
    You: i got baby tits
    Stranger: how old are u?
    You: 11
    Stranger: i wont do this to an 11 yr old
    Stranger: bye baby tits
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    these rule
  • heat.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    m or f?
    You: hi
    You: f of course!
    You: u?
    Stranger: f
    You: i smell a trap
    You: you're a dude
    Stranger: u2
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • stalefishz

    Creepy dude wouldn't shut up

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: 23/m/cali
    You: 21/F/Denver
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: I like denver, lot of family there
    You: Awesome, what part
    Stranger: Cherry Creek, I'm not sure if that is Denver exactly, it's close though right?
    You: close enough
    You: I have a cherry creek right now, ran out of tampons
    Stranger: lol....wow....
    Stranger: I'm not sure if that is funny or not....I think it is.
    You: Its nasty
    You: do you like nasty?
    Stranger: maybe. What do you look like?
    You: idk how to describe myself
    You: 5'3"
    You: blonde
    You: 164 pounds
    You: you baby?
    Stranger: 6'3, meduim length brown hair, kinda shaggy, 175lbs
    Stranger: so what turns you on?
    You: my step dad
    Stranger: that is nasty
    You: hes in Iraq
    Stranger: do you want to fuck him?
    You: eww
    You: thats sick
    Stranger: do girls like it when you cum on their face?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • Jason Carne

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hai
    Stranger: asl
    You: 19/f/fl
    You: u?
    Stranger: 19 m indonesia
    You: stealing designs is fun.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Perfection? Destiny? Maybe.
  • Jason Carne

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 47/big sweaty man/your living room
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • brokenteeeth

    haha i havnt got the exact log but last time i was on i got an indonesian person who pretended to be american, and when i asked about the weather they confessed to be indonesian
  • I AM SCUMBAG

    skull with hair said: You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: yo you miss yo period?
    You: cause i ain’t got no money for no baby

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    "Hey i'm some obnoxious troll"
    DISCONNECT!

    those happen WAAAY too often on there are not that fun at all. its actually quite pointless to be like that, because NO one will respond... and if your lucky you might get some reaction... the better ones are those that you drag out and get some priceless reactions.
  • I AM SCUMBAG

    Here's an example of what to do when your faced with this obnoxious situation:

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Are you a horny girl?!
    You: Hahaa, are you serious? you think someone will actually respond to that?
    Stranger: You did.
    You: Damnit... your right... hahaa, :D
    Stranger: so your a girl? horny i hope?
    You: you seem like fun, yeah i'm a girl, and i'm not that horny atm... lol you think you got what it takes?
    Stranger: wana cam?
    You: hahaa, no i broke it i think. like it stopped working. how old are you?
    Stranger: 18, you?
    You: 19, wanna know something funny?
    Stranger: Sure, whats up?
    You: I've actually starred in 2 adult films last year. nothing too fun, just some girl on girl.
    Stranger: Bullshit!
    You: play your cards right and i might show you some of my private galleries ;D
    Stranger: Show me Now! or i'll disconnect...
    You: Ok ok hold on cowboy. hold on let me find my login password so i can link you to the fun album.
    Stranger: lol are you serious?
    You: who'd have thought today would be the day you actually run across a porn star ;D... now remember these are just from a bdsm party my best friend threw... we had a lot of fun that night...
    Stranger: i cant wait lol.
    You: http://www.smouch.net/lol/
    Stranger: your a fucking asshole! fu xD
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    or save this log or send us feedback.
  • I AM SCUMBAG

    lol did anyone get that omegle spammer? the "Tinypic" girl?

    i got it like seriously 8 times in a row once
  • bombcharge

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: asl?
    Stranger: Porn
    You: jews.
    Stranger: Show me porn
    Stranger: No
    Stranger: Brit
    You: i just finished
    Stranger: Mmm
    You: anal
    Stranger: Sweet sour dough baby
    You: creampie...
    Stranger: No
    You: lovely butter cream
    Stranger: Sour dough is better
    Stranger: Fuck a loaf mannnn
    You: SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: On crack
    Stranger: No
    You: lsd is for meeee
    Stranger: Sour dough fuck face
    You: i do drugs
    You: jew
    Stranger: I do cocaine
    You: i do both
    You: 7
    Stranger: You do a hew?
    Stranger: I do hindu
    You: everyday sex and drugs
    You: i don't do anything that's not american.
    Stranger: Myspace.com/thenoblebass
    Stranger: Send your crack
    You: been there done that
    You: i used it all
    You: shit fuck piss!
    Stranger: Cough it up dirtbag
    You: BOB SAGGOT
    Stranger: Fuck your salt
    You: who's the faggot with the tuba?
    Stranger: Chad Burton?
    You: i bought your colgate toothpast, the one with tater control, and it made me feel like a piece of SHIT!
    Stranger: Your nipple I will eat at sun down
    You: pissin out the window and shitting out the window are 2 different things!
    Stranger: Wanna good recipe for crack?
    You: already have one
    Stranger: Listen
    You: it consists of me destroying your family
    Stranger: Take about 5 dozen eggs
    Stranger: Put em in a bowl
    You: i shit on titties
    Stranger: Mix the FUCK out of em
    Stranger: And what do u get?
    You: you really aren't very good at this.
    Stranger: PENIS! Raw
    You: i am clearly winning this game.
  • chellio

    CHAZZY said: she looks like a busted up Kristen Stewart lol

    I would just like to say that "busted up Kristen Stewart" is a horrifically redundant phrase.
  • johnsaurus

    i just had a fun ocnversation with a girl in norway last night.
    her music taste were awesome and she plays xbox.
    but then my window 7 restarted cause i enterted my product key to activate it.
  • Sam Montana

    Stranger: hey
    You: Hey
    Stranger: from?
    You: Ukraine
    You: Can you miss a kidney?
    Stranger: lol
    You: I offer 8000 USD
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    -----

    Stranger: hello
    You: Hello
    You: Can you miss a kidney?
    You: I offer 8000 USD
    Stranger: what do you mean by kidney?
    You: It is an internal organ of your body
    You: You have two
    You: But you can live perfectly with only one
    You: My company buy kidneys for 8000 USD a piece
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I love the kidney-bullshit haha
  • johnsaurus

    Sam Montana said: Stranger: hey
    You: Hey
    Stranger: from?
    You: Ukraine
    You: Can you miss a kidney?
    Stranger: lol
    You: I offer 8000 USD
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    -----

    Stranger: hello
    You: Hello
    You: Can you miss a kidney?
    You: I offer 8000 USD
    Stranger: what do you mean by kidney?
    You: It is an internal organ of your body
    You: You have two
    You: But you can live perfectly with only one
    You: My company buy kidneys for 8000 USD a piece
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I love the kidney-bullshit haha

    dude i just did that an the dude said ur a freak!

    hhaa i lol'd
  • johnsaurus

    I AM SCUMBAG said: lol did anyone get that omegle spammer? the "Tinypic" girl?

    i got it like seriously 8 times in a row once

    yeah i got that!
    she was like u think i'm hot and then she was like of crap my room mate wants the computer and this she sends a link to the ad thingy.
  • Tyler.nu Design

    I was talking to someone from emptees on this mabey 5 min ago. and im curious as to who it was...

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