BIGGEST SALE EVER 2 DOLLAR FLAT RATE SHIPPING, LOAD UP SUCKAS
Posted March 1st, 2013 by Kyle Crawford
It’s that time of year again! MARCHHHH NOWWWW. it’s the biggest sale of the year. The cheapest, biggest deal you can get. There’s so many things on sale, not just Electric Zombie and Grave Takers. There’s thousands of bands and clothing brands taking part! I even saw a shirt on sale for 99 cents! On top of that, shipping in the U.S. is 2 bucks, 2 FRIGGIN DOLLARS. Load it up, as big as you want, no matter what you get, how big the order, its 2 bucks shipping. You could have 2, 5, 50, 90, items in your cart and shipping is only 2 dollars! It’s insane! Of course there are some tricks and rules to everything, so that being said, here’s the scoop.
ELECTRIC ZOMBIE ITEMS
- All t-shirts are on sale for $13 (there are some that are a more, I think 1-3 shirts, but thats because they cost more, duh)
- All hoodies and crew necks are $25
- Custom Jackets are $30-40
- Grab bags (sleeved and regular t-shirts) are on sale and restocked
- Accessories are $5 - 15 dollars
POSTERS AND SKATE DECKS ARE NOT ELIGIBLE FOR THE FLAT RATE SHIPPING! THEY ARE ON SALE, BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE PART OF THE SHIPPING DEAL. THEY GET THEY’RE OWN SHIPPING BOXES OR TUBES AND IT’S TECHNICALLY 2 SEPARATE PACKAGES SO YOU CANNOT USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE!
GRAVE TAKER ITEMS
- All t-shirts are on sale for $13
- Baseball shirts are $13
- All hoodies and crew necks are $20 - 30
- Custom Jackets are $30-40
- Accessories are marked down and priced to move ( these will not be brought back )
Now here’s the fine print stuff…
You can ONLY use the flat rate shipping items on CLEARANCE ITEMS. The second you put anything in your cart that ISN’T CLEARANCE, the option goes away, please make sure you go to MERCHNOW.COM and pick the clearance list, its a massive list on the main page NOT THE DROP DOWN NAVIGATION, and you will be taken to the clearance items.
YOU MUST LIVE IN THE US to take part of the shipping discount. YOU STILL GET THE SALE PRICE, but you will NOT get the shipping discount.
YOU MUST order from merchnow.com, you can’t use theelectriczombie.com or gravetakers.com to take advantage of the shipping discount. MERCHNOW.COM ! MERCHNOW.COM ! MERCHNOW.COM !
I think thats everything. This sale is a month long, so do not wait to purchase your items. Most of this stuff is either low print, not being reprinted in the near future, or not coming back at all. LOADS of these items are final print! some of them that aren’t even marked yet! Keeping that secret, so I can say, IT’S GONE FOREVER YOU JERKS! DON’T ASK WHEN IT’S BEING RESTOCKED. Evil, I know…. Do not miss out on this sale. It’s literally the biggest and best sale you can get, $2 dollar shipping? Are you kidding me?! DON’T BE STUPID! go buy something! BUY…OR…DIE!