Long time in the making, Edible Autopsy is the sickest wear around! We partner with the most promising designers to bring you only the best designed clothing! We're proud to be launching at New Year and we hope we can rise to be the best at what we do. Check out our store, get yourselves some sick tees and spread the word! Happy New Year dudes! http://edibleautopsywear.com/
  • dobi

    dumbest name i've heard in a long while.

    other suitable names....

    fecal fantasy threads
    oral insanity gear
    scrotum grinder clothing
  • Skull With Hair

    Bunghole Calamariā„¢ would have been cooler
  • edibleautopsyclothing

    Well thanks for the feedback and suggestions. We respect your thoughts but it's just our choice.
  • TenTimesKarma

    Worst brand name EVEEEEEEEER.
  • Craig Robson

    also looks like a pretty clear cut Uzi bite there too.
  • Jason Carne

    Gives Zebra Thunder a run for its money.
  • Setup85

    A week in the making.
  • Cameron Latham

    Just once I'd like a new brand that pops up on here to actually be cool. Anytime a new brand posts about themselves, I usually just assume it's going to be awful.
  • atomicchild

    I always cry a tear when emptees peeks its head back into the world every now and then
  • Tom Philibeck

    This is pretty bad, dude. It just looks like band merch that you had thrown together.
  • 8-bit ZOMBIE

  • TRIBE

  • chriskillerartworx

    i will have a strange feeling every time i drink a darjeeling tea from now on.
  • edibleautopsyclothing

    Thanks to everyone for the feedback. Much appreciate :) We just like our style and believe in it. For improvement, we have a long way to go. Will certainly keep all the feedback in mind.
  • tidyink

    Medusa one is cool
  • Obscure

    "Wear around this terrific Medusa design tees and freeze people with amazement and envy!"

    You should just have that on a tee.
  • Andrew Haines

    atomicchild said:I always cry a tear when emptees peeks its head back into the world every now and then

    Me too :*)

    Seriously though, this in no way looks like its a "long time in the making." It looks like you saved money for a long time to pay people (which I doubt considering the Uzi bite design is made by "Ultra Bat") and that was it. You only have 3 shirts, one of which looks like est. 2009 emptees. I give you credit for consistency, but then again its just dead/gore/evil shit so you can't go too far off with that theme. The store design is awful and has nothing to do with your actual website and looks like a shitty redirect with 1% thought in consistency, and that's the banner image. Overall I'd re-edit your post and take out that its long in the making because in no way does it look like it. I'd advise paying artists that know what they're doing, although I doubt that will happen and I assume all this typing will be thrown by the wayside. Whatevz good deed for the day. Toodles
  • brett_district

    Hey Dobi, is that "Fecal Fantasy" name up for grabs? just asking.
  • thefERs

    Bunghole Calamari is pretty rad as a name :D I dont even get the Name Edible Autopsy... what does that even stand for?
  • TRIBE

    The only way I could see Edible Autopsy having a chance is if you marketed it like this.

  • dobi

    thefERs said:I dont even get the Name Edible Autopsy... what does that even stand for?

    i expect nothing less than a completely logical well thought out answer.
  • dobi

    in fact, whoever can come up with a mission statement as to why "edible autopsy" makes sense for a t-shirt line, wins a free shirt from http://www.merchline.com/fullbleed

    GO.
  • MattyVF

    TRIBE said:The only way I could see Edible Autopsy having a chance is if you marketed it like this.


    This is actually what I was expecting; what a let down.
  • Ellis

    dobi said:in fact, whoever can come up with a mission statement as to why "edible autopsy" makes sense for a t-shirt line, wins a free shirt from http://www.merchline.com/fullbleed

    GO.

    Edible Autopsy: She can't say 'no' if she's dead.

    *EDIT: Just re-read the rules of the mission statement, and I'm not sure how this statement makes sense for a t-shirt brand...but I'm sticking with it...so there...
  • cmeyers

    props for the attitude regarding the criticism. but they're right. nothing against gorey/death metal stuff, there are plenty of people that wear it. but the name actually doesn't make sense. an autopsy is the actual examination of the body. not the body itself. so your name means "an edible examination of a dead body". the examination isn't what you're saying is the edible thing, it's the body. but then again, no one that wears this stuff will probably care.

    the art isn't the worst. it's not mind blowing either. people buy worse stuff from awful metal bands all the time, so i'm sure you won't have a huge problem selling some shirts to metal kids. what people here are saying is that you won't have great success going the direction you're going. you might print some stuff and sell a decent amount locally or whatever, but that's about it.

    to be fair, you just asked some of the heaviest hitters in the game what they thought, so you can expect some pretty harsh criticism.
  • Andrew Haines

    dobi said:in fact, whoever can come up with a mission statement as to why "edible autopsy" makes sense for a t-shirt line, wins a free shirt from http://www.merchline.com/fullbleed

    GO.

    Hey dudes! Sick sick sick sick sick sick skull drink blood hungry \m/ -__- \m/
  • miles to go

    wow, very uzi/godmachine circa 09 for sure. who knows, maybe this stuff is still really big over there but as a new company with a pre-order, i wouldn't trust the print size, quality or anything without seeing a real example. new companies always want to do a pre-order to get cash but i would only ever buy a pre-order from a company i knew or had previously owned something by. i think its a really bad rookie mistake and attempt at a shortcut. best of luck with it though. and, as everyone has said about the name, its brutally terrible.
  • GRINDESIGN

    Craig Robson said:also looks like a pretty clear cut Uzi bite there too.
  • Killer Napkins

    TRIBE said:The only way I could see Edible Autopsy having a chance is if you marketed it like this.


    This right here is the legit Edible Autopsy... Dr. Dreadful...

  • TRIBE

    Killer Napkins said:
    TRIBE said:The only way I could see Edible Autopsy having a chance is if you marketed it like this.


    This right here is the legit Edible Autopsy... Dr. Dreadful...



    YES!!! Couldnt think of the name of it.Thats what I was thinking though I only had the Creepy Crawlers I knew there was an edible version though.
  • Killer Napkins

    Ha, actually it took me a little bit of searching to figure out the name again.
  • Nmalmstrom



    Damn...
  • Rockhart

    dobi said:in fact, whoever can come up with a mission statement as to why "edible autopsy" makes sense for a t-shirt line, wins a free shirt from http://www.merchline.com/fullbleed

    GO.

    Edible Autopsy; because we think even the dead deserve to look scrumptious.

    BOOM.

  • Obscure

    "You are what you eat"

  • fuggart

    Illustrations are good quality, nothing original though. The text on each tee is fairly bland/average but for a first release yeah fine whatever. Agree about the name... definitely makes no sense. at all.

    Main bug for me though is that the webstore/site is god awful. It's pixellated, horrible colours, weird spacing and that big grey block background is just horrendous. I'd concentrate on re-assessing the website as first priority as that would be the main thing putting me off if I was into metal/gore artwork.

    Not sure what you could do about the name though... if it's still pre-order and hasn't been printed I'd nip that one in the bud before you regret it later down the line if you aren't regretting it already.

    I hope this doesn't come across like outright negativity as I think it's at a stage where you can save it and make it something worthwhile at least. That tiny bit extra thought and investment could make the difference between you breaking even at best or selling hundreds and funding a future release.

    Best of luck

    *edit*
    Also the bog standard bigcartel store link is really bad. I'd have built the entire website on a bigcartel theme properly and saved a bunch on hosting whilst I was at it.
  • edibleautopsyclothing

    Thanks everyone for all your suggestions and critics. Like some of you said, it harsh but we're finding this very useful and valuable :) We will certainly take the good suggestions into mind and work on them. As for the name, we just wanted it to be as ironical as our vision. And yes, we're targeting the metal population mainly as we're sponsoring a few metal bands and are going to get featured in a community that is as ironical as we are. We will announce that here soon :)

    And we're definitely not taking any suggestions negatively. We're going to jot down the best ones and work on them for sure :)
  • jumpy

    Rockhart said:
    dobi said:in fact, whoever can come up with a mission statement as to why "edible autopsy" makes sense for a t-shirt line, wins a free shirt from http://www.merchline.com/fullbleed

    GO.

    Edible Autopsy; because we think even the dead deserve to look scrumptious.

    BOOM.



    HAHA where is the gif from, i want more
  • ProperGnar

    worst descriptions ever.

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