This is a bit off topic but anyways whats your favourite Family Guy Quote?

I'll Start!

"Butt Scratcher!? Butt Scratcher!" LOL
  • Sam Montana

    Peter, no.
  • derekdeal

    tssssssssssk aaaahhhhhhhhhh
  • NVasion

    babedebupi
  • Joshua Jordan

    My duodenum's acting up again.
  • dobi

    YOU KNOW I GOT JOKES
  • wes_allen

    kids and their music...
  • primo

  • downrodeo

    NVasion said: babedebupi

    Too good! You speak Italian too? LOL!
  • downrodeo

    B-b-b-b-bird, bird is the word!
  • choppre

    downrodeo said: B-b-b-b-bird, bird is the word!

    Thats one of my fave episode dude :D
  • downrodeo

    choppre said:
    downrodeo said: B-b-b-b-bird, bird is the word!

    Thats one of my fave episode dude :D

    gigidy.:)
  • ithew

    "Good thing I copied off of Oinky!"
  • blakecan

    Hey meg, prouda you!
  • Lmerrill

    "You think thats bad? What about when I went to [RANDOM PLACE] with [RANDOM POP CULTURE CELEBRITY]?"
  • minorhero



    Hands down, funniest line, and scene, ever.
  • Jo-Bear

    anything this little guy says:

    "hey but i didnt do anything"
  • jeremiah was a

    Weve chosen to test our death star blower upper gun on your home planet of older Von, No, she said no should we still do it?
  • mikelopez

    Lois: Who is that fat girl from Titanic?
    Peter: Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
    Lois: Actually, I think it was Kate Winslett.
    Peter: (talking to her like a child and poking her nose). No, Honey. It was Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
  • SugarCoated

    "WHERE IS MY MONEY"
  • K C B

  • againstbound

  • choppre

    primo said:

    LOL thats a good and long one I like this one


    "I'm up here and you're down thereeeeee"
  • lostandfound

    "Who wants Chowder?"
  • heat.

    downrodeo said: B-b-b-b-bird, bird is the word!
  • horsebites

    Joshua Jordan said: My duodenum's acting up again.
  • Sam Montana

    NVasion said: babedebupi

    Rules.
  • Lmerrill

    This is really the only way I can stand watching any Family Guy. The little clips are funny, but thrown together into a show it is far too random, for me.
  • choppre

    Lmerrill said: This is really the only way I can stand watching any Family Guy. The little clips are funny, but thrown together into a show it is far too random, for me.

    lol the randomness actually makes me like the show
  • Obscure

    Peter, "ehhehehe that's morbidly obese."
  • CMYKBRAD

    "Lois, are you pregnant?"
    "No, wh-"
    Pushes down stairs.

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